Predator; It's a Nicer word

Sex.
Why is it that the most fun subjects are always the most taboo?
Sure, I may be a respectable married man with kids now?
But it wasn’t always so.

Well, perhaps I should set the scene about here. I’m in a crowded convention centre, my lovely better half is standing beside me, and around us, amongst the throng of geeks , nerds & fanboys, are the inevitable Cosplay girls.
And yeah, I’m kinda looking. And yeah, it’s kinda wrong, because their average age is below 20, and I’ve just hit 30. And my better half sees me doing this.
And she elbows me and calls me a paedophile.

Paedophilia.
It’s an ugly word really.
What they need is a publicity overhaul. A major Rebranding exercise,
An Oprah special where they stand-up and proudly declare themselves as “Sexual predators” Michael Jackson could step forth as their public spokesperson.
A charity screening of Lolita, a showcase of Charlie Chaplin favourites?

Well, I guess it’s all a little wrong.

In shame,
-K